Humour

66 entries in this archive

Rainbow, a short story for children of all ages.

This short piece was written as a family history memento for our two sons (Stuart and Craig) and their amazing families.

It is about Storytime with Zac and Rory, always an adventure, like trying to herd butterflies as they flit around their bedroom.

I have adopted an interactive style, using YouTube links on the assumption that the reader is has the PDF downloaded to an iPad or Tablet. The AI image of the Rainbow with Swallows was generated by Microsoft Co-Pilot in less than two minutes.


The AbingBons

Zac was 5 last August: Rory was 4 on Christmas Eve. They both attend the Europa School on the outskirts of Abingdon. Zac is in P1 studying in Spanish from Monday to Wednesday lunchtime and then in English for the rest of the week. Rory is in Pre-School where he has proved to be a dutiful and helpful ‘leader’, organising his classmates, following in Zac’s footsteps.

Both are enrolled in Am Dram classes and we often get ‘performances’ on our FaceTime ‘visits’. Sometimes we follow them as the race around their huge child-friendly garden or zoom along their long driveway on bikes or scooters or electric cars. Zac in particular drives his Mercedes saloon with a nonchalant air, revesing into his lean-to mini-garage with aplomb.

Matthew, who will be 16 in August, attends Abingdon School, where he is prepping for his GCEs. He is a keen and capable member of the Abingdon School Rowing Squad and is an active and very able golfer. In the recent past he was captain of his rugby squad before leaving to concentrate on rowing. In summer he plays plays competitive cricket with Stuart in a mixed team of adults and teeneagers.

Matthew has matured into a fine young man, a good role model for his four cousins.

The NetherBons

In Netherlee, just half an hour away from Bearsden by car, we have Ethan and Drew and yes, (as we learn in this story), they are indeed BRILLIANT footballers.

Ethan, now 12, attends High School while Drew, aged 10, is in P6 at Netherlee Primary.

These boys also enjoy busy lives, always active, with weekend football matches and mid-week training sessions, specialist soccer skills coaching from Greg and athletics, swimming, skateboarding, mountain biking and parkour (a form of free flow gymnastics).

Nowadays with the NetherBons, Storytime is a more sedate affair but in the past they were just like Zac and Rory, leaping around like momkeys.

In their quieter moments Ethan is a bookworm, wedded to his tablet for games and homework. Ditto for Drew who is also a budding artist with real talent and has developed a ‘home business’ selling his art works to his grandparents.


So, we (The BearsBons) have five superb grandchildren who are delightful, polite ane vastly entertaining lads.

How lucky are we!

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Pepe and Goliath ( a 7 minute read)

I wrote this piece several years ago. It may exist in my archive under a different title but I cannot find it. Better two versions than none?

It is fact to fiction tale with the names changed to protect the innocent.

Take time out from your busy life, grab a coffee and travel back through time to join me in a business lunch meeting with a client.

Self-edited using Read Aloud in Microsoft Word

Please forgive typos, judge what was intended and read on.

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Arrival (a seven minute read)

This story was written for Writers’ Circus, for the October 2025 meeting.

It is about a girl who wants for have a parrot for her birthday.

She is very excited about its arrival.

Read on.....

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Wok this Way (a two minute read)

This was written for Writers’ Circus topic : Did you remember the night.....?”

Bumbleman strikes again!

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Head Over Heels ( a twenty minute read)

This is a tale written for Writers’ Circus on the topic of ‘Walking on Air’.

Fantasy stuff intended to amuse.

Go on, give it a go over a coffee and Kit Kat.

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Deadly Secret (ten-minute read)

This tale has been knocking around in my head for years.

It is based on a real occurrence.

It is set in Glasgow, just off Byres Road in a posh red sandstone tenement close.

Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

It is the very long hot summer of 1976.

Suitable for older children and adults.

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Haunted (a ten minute read)

This tale came from a Writers’ Circus challenge:

“I wish I was.....”

I sat down at my laptop with nothing but a vague idea and started tapping.

This story about Hatty and Erica wrote itself.

Odd how the mind works?

Very!

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Brillo (revisited) - an 8 minute read.

This is a lighthearted tale about an group of friends who are members of the Brillo Investment Club.

The piece was written in response to a Writers’ Circus challenge, “it’s only a suggestion”.

The Brillo Investment Club is in the doldrums and Mrs Slyvi Newlands decides its time for a shake-up.

I sent a link to a friend and then decided to ‘tidy it up.

This is the revised version which I think is easier to comprehend.

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What Next? (seven minute read)

This tale resulted from a Writer’s Circus challenge:

“A Fishy Story”.

During January in Bearsden we had some heavy snow and a few mini blizzards.

An idea came and I began to tap out this tale.

It wrote itself.

Not a fish in sight, though. No mermaids either but definitely a shaggy dog and other snow loving wildlife.

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Home Visit (5 minute read time)

This tale was inspired by a Writers’ Circus topic: Confusion

I find myself struggling with my mobile phone when using its tiny keyboard.

I’m fairly certain that some of my ‘transmissions’ fall into the wrong inboxes. SORRY!

So read on and take a peek into the lives of Ronnie and Ash.

Another Peoples’ Friend story, perhaps?

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